Shrek Donkey Gif Wow Let s Do That Again

One of the greatest animated films of all fourth dimension, Shrek had terrific animation and humor. Here are some amusing quotes:

Shrek: For your information, there's a lot more than to ogres than people retrieve.
Donkey: Example?
Shrek: Case… uh… ogres are like onions!
[holds upward an onion, which Ass sniffs]
Ass: They stink?
Shrek: Yeah… No!
Ass: Oh, they make you cry?
Shrek: No!
Donkey: Oh, yous get out 'em out in the sun, they get all brown, start sproutin' little white hairs…
Shrek: [peels an onion] NO! Layers. Onions have layers. Ogres have layers. Onions have layers. You become information technology? We both have layers.
[walks off]
Ass: Oh, y'all both have LAYERS. Oh. You know, not everybody similar onions. What nearly block? Everybody loves block!
Shrek: I don't intendance what everyone else likes! Ogres are non like cakes.
Ass: Y'all know what ELSE everybody likes? Parfaits! Have you ever met a person, you say, "Permit's become some parfait," they say, "Hell no, I don't like no parfait"? Parfaits are delicious!
Shrek: NO! You dumbo, irritating, miniature beast of brunt! Ogres are similar onions! Cease of story! Bye-bye! Meet ya afterward.
Donkey: Parfait's gotta be the most delicious thing on the whole damn planet!

Donkey: Hey, wait at this!
[he goes up to an information booth and pulls a lever. Subsequently some clicking, many mechanized marionettes pop out and begin singing]
Clockwork Chorus: Welcome to Duloc, such a perfect boondocks / Here we accept some rules, let the states lay them down: / Don't make waves, stay in line / And we'll get along fine / Duloc is a perfect identify
Clockwork Chorus: Delight go on off of the grass / Shine your shoes, wipe your… FACE! / Duloc is, Duloc is / Duloc is a perfect… place!
[the berth takes Donkey and Shrek's photo, showing them stunned]
Donkey: Wow. Allow's do that once again!
Shrek: [grabs Donkey] No! No, no no no. No.

[Shrek burps in front of Donkey and Fiona]
The Donkey: Shrek!
Shrek: What? It's a compliment. Better out than in, I always say.
The Donkey: But that'due south no style to comport in front end of a princess.
[Fiona burps louder]
Princess Fiona: Thanks.
The Ass: [to Shrek] She's equally nasty as you lot are.

Ass: Blue flower, red thorns. Blue flower, blood-red thorns. Blue flower, cherry-red thorns. Man, this would be and so much easier if I wasn't COLOR-BLIND!

Magic Mirror: [telling Lord Farquaad about his bachelorettes] So, just sit down back and relax, my Lord, because I'k most to give y'all today's 3 eligible bachelorettes.
[the mirror shows images of Cinderella]
Magic Mirror: Our kickoff bachelorette is a mentally abused close-in from a kingdom far, far away. She likes sushi and hot-tubbing any fourth dimension. Her hobbies include cooking and cleaning for her two evil sisters. Let's hear it for Cinderella!
[changes to images of Snowfall White]
Magic Mirror: Bachelorette number two is a greatcoat-wearing girl from the Land of Fantasy. Although she lives with seven other men, she's not easy. Just kiss her frozen, dead lips and find out what a live wire she is. Give it up for Snow White!
[changes to Princess Fiona]
Magic Mirror: And last but not least is a fiery redhead who lives in a dragon-guarded castle surrounded by a boiling lake of lava! But don't allow that cool you off. She'south a loaded pistol who likes piña coladas and getting caught in the rain. Yours for the rescuing: Princess Fiona! So, who will it be? Bachelorette #1? Bechelorette #2? Or Bachelorette #iii?
[Farquaad's advisors start calling out their choices, with Thelonious saying "#3"]
Lord Farquaad: Uhhh, Number three!
Magic Mirror: Lord Farquaad, you have chosen… Princess Fiona.

Princess Fiona: The sooner we get to Duloc, the meliorate!
Ass: Oh, y'all gonna honey it there, Princess, information technology'southward cute!
Princess Fiona: And my groom-to-be Lord Farquaad, what's he similar?
Shrek: Well, let me put it this way, Princess: men of his stature are in "brusque" supply.
[chortles]
Ass: Yep! Though there are those who think "little" of him!
[laughs]

[as they approach Fiona's castle, Donkey smells the air]
Donkey: Whoa, Shrek, did yous do that? Man, you lot gotta warn somebody before you fissure i similar that, my mouth was open and everything!
Shrek: Donkey, if that was me, yous'd be dead!
[sniffs]
Shrek: That'southward brimstone… nosotros must exist getting close.
Donkey: Aye, correct, brimstone. Don't exist talking near no brimstone. I know what I smelled, it wasn't no brim and it didn't come off no stone neither…

Lord Farquaad: [to his knights] The winner of this tournament – no, no, the privilege – will have the honour of rescuing the beautiful Princess Fiona from the peppery pit of that dragon! Should the winner fail to render, the runner-up shall accept his place, and and then on and so forth… Some of you may dice, but that is a sacrifice I am willing to make.

Princess Fiona: Where are you going? The exit's over there!
Shrek: [going to salve Ass] Well, I take to relieve my ass.
Princess Fiona: [shocked] What kind of knight ARE you?
Shrek: One of a kind.

Lord Farquaad: [playing with Gingy'south legs] Run, run, run equally fast as you can / You can't catch me, I'grand the Gingerbread Man!
Gingerbread Human: Y'all're a monster!
Lord Farquaad: [tossing legs abroad] I'm non the monster here, Yous are! Yous and the rest of that fairytale trash, poisoning my perfect world. Now tell me, where are the others?
Gingerbread Man: Consume me!
[spits in Farquaad's confront]
Lord Farquaad: I've tried to exist off-white to you lot creatures, but now my patience has reached its cease! Tell me, or I'll…
[reaches downwards]
Gingerbread Man: NO! Not the buttons! Not my gumdrop buttons!
Lord Farquaad: All right, and then! Who'southward hiding them?
Gingerbread Homo: Okay, I'll tell y'all… Do you know… the Muffin Human being?
Lord Farquaad: The Muffin Homo?
Gingerbread Human: The Muffin Man.
Lord Farquaad: Yes, I know the Muffin Man. Due west-who lives down on Drury Lane?
Gingerbread Man: Well, she's married to the Muffin Homo…
Lord Farquaad: The Muffin Man?
Gingerbread Homo: THE MUFFIN MAN!
Lord Farquaad: She's married to the Muffin Man…

Merry Men: [singing] Ta da, da da da da – whoo!
Monsieur Hood: I steal from the rich and requite to the needy…
Merry Man: He takes a wee percentage…
Monsieur Hood: But I'chiliad not greedy – I rescue pretty damsels, man I'm good!
Merry Men: What a guy, ha ha, Monsieur Hood!
Monsieur Hood: Interruption it downwards…
[Merry Men Irish pace dance]
Monsieur Hood: I like an honest fight and a saucy little maid…
Merry Men: What he's basically saying is he likes to get…
Monsieur Hood: Paid!
Monsieur Hood: Then, when an ogre in the bush grabs a lady by the tush, that'due south bad.
Merry Human: [joining in] That'south bad, that's bad, that's bad!
Monsieur Hood: When a beauty'southward with a animate being it makes me clumsily mad!
Merry Men: He's mad, he's really, really mad!
Monsieur Hood: Now I'll take my blade and ram it through your heart Keep your eyes on me, boys, 'Crusade I'm well-nigh to start…
[Fiona swoops in and kicks him – the music stops]
Princess Fiona: Man, that was annoying!

Princess Fiona: [hears a roar] You didn't slay the dragon?
Shrek: Information technology's on my to-practice listing, now come on!
Princess Fiona: Only this isn't correct! Yous're meant to charge in, sword drawn, banners flying! That's what all the other knights did!
Shrek: Yeah, right before they burst into flame!
[They pass a skeleton of 1 of the unfortunate victims]
Princess Fiona: That's not the betoken…!

Shrek: Princess, I was SENT to rescue you by Lord Farquad, okay? HE'southward the one that wants to marry you.
Princess Fiona: Well, why didn't he come to rescue me?
Shrek: Good question! You can ask him that when nosotros go there…
Princess Fiona: But I'm supposed to be rescued by my true love, non by some ogre a-a-and his PET!
Donkey: Well, then much for noble steed!
Shrek: Wait, Princess, you're not making my job whatsoever easier…
Princess Fiona: Well, I'k sad, but your job is not my problem. You tell Lord "Far-Quad" that if he wants to rescue me PROPERLY, I'll be waiting for him right here!
[sits down]
Shrek: Hey! I'm nobody'due south messenger boy, all right? I'yard a commitment boy!
Princess Fiona: Y'all wouldn't dare…!
[Shrek carries her off]

Shrek: Does anyone know where this Farquaad guy is?
[Donkey jumps up and down, shouting out]
Ass: Oh, I know! I know where he is!
Shrek: Does anyone ELSE know where to observe him?
Donkey: Choice me! Option me! Me! Me!

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